The Official Worn-out Joke Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL WORN-OUT JOKES.  This site is awesome.    My name is Sam and I can't stop thinking about worn-out jokes.  These things were cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Worn-out jokes are told by mammals.

2.    Worn-out jokes kill parties ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the worn-out joke is to get told too much and go out of style.

Weapons and gear:

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Real Ultimate Power

Testimonial:

Worn-out jokes can kill any party they want!  Worn-out jokes kill reputations ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These things are so crazy and awesome that they get told ALL the time.  I heard that there was this worn-out joke that was being told at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a Yakov Smirnoff reference the worn-out joke annoyed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a worn-out totally get some kid dissed just because the kid thought he was funny.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that worn-out jokes have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will come back in style!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Worn-out jokes are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These things are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Worn-out jokes are fast, old, repetitive, sweet, repetitive, and often involve a foreign country.  I can't wait to start stand-up next year.  I love worn-out jokes with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about worn-out jokes?

A: Worn-out jokes are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they were once funny, but on the other hand, worn-out jokes got told too much because of it.

Q: I heard that worn-out jokes are always long and boring.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other humor, worn-out jokes can be boring OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do worn-out jokes do when they're not being told or pissing people off?

A: Most of their free time is spent trying to get back in style, but sometime they show up on Slashdot.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and hasn't made one of these parodies yet

which is bragable.

Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

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